Dude these bloody bed bugs are totally tormenting me. I'm completely frustrated with this. I've tried everything to get rid of them, but they just refuse to die. It's insanely frustrating. I can't rest without worrying. This is totally out of control. I'm going insane. I need to take action before they drive me up the wall. Perhaps time to call

I swear to God these bitty bloodsuckers are killing my sleep. I've tried everything to kill them – bombs, sprays, traps, you name it! But they just multiply like crazy. It's like they think they own the place. I'm so tired that I could throw things. I can’t sleep for itching. I’m starting to think I need to move out. Help me! Damn You